December 2011
31 posts
Occupation: Stalking and Teasing Josh Franceschi.
mmmmmm......
cheese!!!!!!!
How I imagine my first day of work
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
When one side of your headphones stop working. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
saveitforthevibes asked: omg, you're on tumblr!!
taking a break from all the bullshits of reality?:... →
kdtechnology:
You’re so obsessed about your followers count that when you lost a follower you make a post about it. And you’re like;
When you gain 3 notes from your personal post, you feel like you’re Tumblr famous. And you’re like;
Feeling like a boss when you first got your Anon hater.;
Found…
Those days when you are told that swallowing a gum...
kdtechnology:
I need to release my thoughts....
my dad calls me his diseased child because i have a skin condition called ecezma. Its not contagious or really bad but he does it to stop the relationship between me and my sister. he tells my sister to go wash her hands if she has hugged to me to prevent her wrecxking her beautiful skin. what he doesnt understand is that ecezma can not spread, its passed down in genes. Im just the unlucky 1 in 5...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
